December 21th, 2007
Happy holidays. You see? Dreams can come true! Veronica Mars Season 4 IS Assassin's Creed! Or... Heroes Season Two is. Whichever suits you best. Both of them is proof that Veronica Mars is tattoo on the globe's ass embedded into a shape of a heart. If you don't care much for Assassin's Creed, or you're not interested in it, we've been playing the following games:

Super Mario Galaxy, Which is fucking aweeeesoooome! One of the best games out there. After you stop getting dizzy from the unusual gravity, you'll just fall in love with the levels.. Even though we have 9 stars until we reach 120 left and want to murder everyone near us because it gets fucking HARD.
Legend Of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass is a good game!! What's more to say? If you have a DS, you should probably pick up this game. Although I do hate returning to the same dungeon to go further and further down, with this fucking timer.. Hmm.
Zack and Wiki is actually a challenge, but the kind of challenge that makes you go "I am GOD!!" after a level completion. The cartoony paint job it has might turn people off, and ironically it might be too difficult for kids.
Bioshock is cooler with a fixed field of vision for HDTV owners, added items to customize your player, and some fucking hard achievements to try and obtain. It's the summer all over again!

The games that we want but haven't touched yet:
Mass Effect
Call of Duty 4
Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicals (Which should be discounted as of this writing!)

And of course, there are some awesome movies to get with the money your relatives gave you, since they're not quite sure what to ever get you, and money is always the best gift!
Batman Begins, in which we just got the HD-DVD version!
Bourne Ultimatum, in which we WANT the HD-DVD version!
Harry Potter Series, in which there's a fucking awesome box set!
Bender's Big Score, because it needed to return.
Simpsons Movie, because it needed to be funny again.

And then something to place under the fireplace to stop Santa in case you just want to take all of the treats from his bag, you selfish asshole. Seasons greetings and Merry Mikemas!
-Mike

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