January 30th, 2006
Yep. Bruceman is a poker player. I mean it makes sense. Almost all of his friends hide behind a mask, so it's like they always got their poker faces on. Which is always why they invite Angstman all the time, because he wears his emotions on his sleeve, making him a wonderfully easy person to read over every hand.

Which goes to show kiddies, build a poker face, and learn how to bluff. I am doing well playing poker against other college kids because most of these people do not know how to bluff. Here's an easy tidbit. If the river is dealt, the minimum bet is 5 and the person raises it to 6? Yeah, they're more than likely bluffing and thinking a low bet like that will scare you. I've seen it happen a lot. I've also had people's girlfriends tell me their boyfriends will never call if a person goes all in. Guess what I would do if I had a bad hand? I would go all in. He'd get scared, fold, and I'd win all the chips. I really dig this game because learning to read people is fun and starting to get real easy for me. *rubs hands together* Sadly poker night for me bombed on Friday, and today's comic was late because I was playing online against a friend. At least I was taught a new Italian card game by that Insomnia chick's sister. One day I shall train her to become a poker machine, and we will go to games and shall destroy everyone there! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

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