Comic #7
The original Nintendo, also known as the NES, took America by storm. After the success of Super Mario Brothers, also known as "Jump On Crazy Shit," kids found that a plumber's job wasn't to fix pipes and toilets, but to jump on walking mushrooms and kick turtles. On top of that if you eat flowers you will be able to gain the ability to hold fire in your hands and throw them at people you want killed.

Following the success of Super Mario Brothers came the game The Legend of Zelda, where Hylians taught the world that triangles give us power, courage and wisdom. As well as the fact that red clothing will protect us from fire and valentine's day chocolate boxes will enable the carrier higher stamina.

The power glove is so bad.

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